Well it has finally hit me. I had my "aha" moment last night. I now know why parents get to embarrass their children as teenagers. It's to make up for all the times they embarrass us when they are young kids. Let me tell you one thing, I am going to embarrass the crap out of Baylor to make up for what he did last night. I just have to document it so I don't forget.
We were waiting in the freakishly slow line at Cafe Rio last night and the kids were being stinkers (there is an intended pun that will soon be coming with that word choice) as usual. Baylor decided to walk right up to the woman standing in front of us, and when I say right up I mean I could not have slid a piece of paper between the two of them, and sniff her rear. Wait it gets worse. He then turns around waving his hand in front of his nose and yells "peeee-yew!" (I have no idea how to spell that and google wasn't much help but you know what I mean, right?)
There were two things at that moment I was very thankful for:
1- She had her back to him (obviously) and was getting ready to order so I don't think she knew what was going on---fingers crossed.
2- I had my back turned to the rest of the people in line so I have no idea how many actually saw him do it. I'm going to keep pretending no one did besides me and call it good.
These boys are going to be the death of me.
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